Things I never thought I would say to my children

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Take your hand out of the toilet bowl, no don't lick it after!!!
That doesn't belong in your nose
No, I do not pee from my butt
No, you do not pee from your butt
I said that doesn't belong in your nose
Don't eat food you've dropped on the floor
Stop feeding the dog your dinner
We have to go to the ER and have that removed from your nose

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